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  • Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!
  • Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff.
  • I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
  • If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
  • TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
  • Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
  • Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
  • More Humorous Quotes: Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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